Since I already gave Mr. Rick Nash the royal treatment, we will go to another guy who I cannot think about while listening to Kelly Rowland’s “Motivation.”
Paul Bissonnette (BizNasty)
Claim to Fame: Left wing for the Phoenix Coyotes
Birthday: March 11, 1985
You know that guy that seems like all kinds of sexy trouble and pushes the limits of acceptable human behavior? People often tell you to avoid him like the plague, but you find yourself drawn to him…like a moth to the flame? For me, that guy is Paul Bissonnette (hereafter referred to as Biz). Confession: No one tells me to avoid him because no one knows who he is.
Although Biz is a professional hockey player, hockey isn’t his true claim to fame. He is the master and commander of the hockey Twitterverse. Seriously, he’s inappropriate, hilarious, and creative in his tweets (@BizNasty2point0). He has coined a number of his own phrases, including twooping (tweeting while pooping) and panty soup (which I’m sure you can decipher on your own). Known for being an aggressive, scrappy fighter on the ice, it’s really no surprise that Biz is quite adept at chirping via tweet. He often retweets criticism and/or starts tweet battles with (mostly) incredibly jealous guys. Although his ice time is limited to about four minutes per game, he has become a fan favorite in Phoenix – and a source of laughter for the entire league.
I should also mention that he does a ton of charity work for the homeless. I know you were wondering, so he’s 6’3” and weighs 220 pounds. Normally, I don’t like tattoo sleeves, but it works on Biz. Really, looking at those pictures actually causes me physical pain.
Random Tidbit: He is a former Pittsburgh Penguin.
Only downfall?: Uhh…he hasn’t tweeted at me yet? Working on it.
This video is worth the watch. He talks about Pippa Middleton, re-setting his broken nose, and Twitter.
So, readers: It’s your turn. Does BizNasty win your panty soup cook-off?
*fights desperate urge to make vulgar comment about a taste test*
HHAHAHAH @ cook-off & taste test comments,,, good pic,,he's hella fine
ReplyDeleteOh, purrrrrrrrrr. That first picture is sexy. I even watched the whole video, but had the sadz when he couldn't name the First Amendment.
ReplyDeleteHe is pretty smoking though. I'll give you this one. And, his Twitter handle is hilarious. haha.