Things that made me happy today:
- I'm not a huge fan of Ke$ha, but I love her song "Sleazy."
- Canned peaches.
- Victoria's Secret Beauty Rush lip gloss. Addicted.
- This video. Holy.
- Kelly Rowland's new song "Motivation." It's super sexy. In fact, I probably shouldn't have written about it so close to Rick Nash working out. *combusts*
- Third Eye Blind with the windows down.
- Horizontal stripes. I love them.
- Asparagus. I might eat too much of it. Is that possible?
- The Jeopardy Teacher Tournament. Nerd much?
- Being barefoot. Most girls love shoes. I hate them.
- Hugs from my mom, sister, and best friend.
- Finding old piano sheet music.
- Midnight frosties.
- Fantasizing about a summer trip to Toronto. Anyone have a passport?
- Singing like a diva in the car. My throat/voice isn't back to normal yet, but that isn't stopping me.
- Jay-Z's book Decoded. I'm reading it right now and I'm convinced that he is a genius.
- How I Met Your Mother re-runs. Jason Segel is my soul.
- My awesome blog and real-life friends. I promise I'm not in this for the comments, but they sure make me happy.
- Sexy Little Things Noir body mist.
- Speaking in Spanish. I never thought I'd say that.
- My conversation with Bruce Willis. It went something like this:
Me: I want to tell you my secret now.
Bruce: Okay.
Me (whispering): I see gorgeous NHL captains.
Bruce: In your dreams?
Me: Every night.
Bruce: While you're awake?
Me: Only on the TV or computer screen.
Bruce: NHL captains, like skating around? Playing in games?
Me: Walking around like regular people. In the off-season, they don't see each other. They act like they aren't flawless hockey gods. They don't know they're perfect.
Bruce: How often do you see them?
Me: All the time. Have you seen my desktop background, Bruce?
So, I showed it to him.
...and I think I need serious help.
But really, which one do you find the most attractive? Although I think the answer is overwhelmingly obvious, please humor me.
OMG. Sleazy is my JAM. Isn't it so good!? haha. Ben Folds did a cover of it last week, and I LOVE Ben Folds, but nobody can touch the Ke$ha original. (btw...how annoying is it to have to put a dollar sign in the middle of a word? annoying).
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NOM asparagus. I hope you are grilling/baking, and not boiling. nasty. Teachers are sexy. Shoes are awesome. Let's go to Toronto! I haz passport, will travel. I miss speaking in Spanish too. We can talk Spanish later. Jason Segel is cute. I bet if you spoke Spanish to him he would think it's sexy and jump you. Why do men think Spanish is sexy? Whenever people ask me to speak Spanish I say something outrageous, like, "The trashcan is green," and people always go, "whooaa. that is so sexy." And then I laugh because trashcans aren't sexy and I have a terrible Spanish accent. Andddd...your bloggies love you too.
xxoxoxo
See you later!
I meant to comment on this post last week then Blogger flipped out when I tried to. So....I'm so glad you did this post! I think it needs to be a regular/weekly thing.
ReplyDeleteAnd, the only one I find cute is the one on the left.
JOHN CORBETT!! (Look him up!)
Tazer all the way!
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