I just had a diva moment.
We already went over this. I'm self-conscious, horrible sound quality, completely a cappella, no editing, nothing compared to Aretha/Kelly Clarkson, etc. All of the typical excuses.
I was also finishing a mint at the beginning.
However, I am currently accepting applications for guys to serenade. The application looks something like this:
Name:
Birthday:
Phone Number:
Check all of the following that apply:
- Over 6'2"
- Professional athlete
- Intelligent
- Thicky thick
- Knows the difference between to/too/two
- Can sing/play an instrument
- Smells good
- Hilarious
- Liberal (or at least not extremely conservative)
- Momma's boy
- Hipster glasses
- Has an accent
- Good with kids
- Chiseled jaw line
- Does charity work
- Tastes like ham
Are you capable of putting up with my sports obsession? Yes/No
Will you read my blog from time to time? Yes/No
Please include your resume and two letters of recommendation.
Thank you for your interest.
...have a great (extended) weekend, everyone! :)
Thicky thick, difference between to/too/two (this one drives me CRAZY), and tastes like ham....HAHAHA! Oh my goodness, I love you! I am in the hospital now and can't watch the video, but I will as soon as I find some headphones! I'm sure it's wonderful!
ReplyDeletePS- my mom's surgery went well and she is in recovery now...thanks for your support! :) I told her about your mom's surgery and it definitely made her relax!
come sing to parker. he meets the following standards:
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-thicky thick
-can sing/play an instrument (wooden spoons on the high chair count right?)
-smells good
-hilarious
-liberal(ly)adorable
-MOMMA'S BOY!!!
-hipster glasses (i have a photo reference if need so)
-good with kids (cuz he is one!)
-has an accent (baby talk?)
-chiseled jaw line...? does double chin count?
-does charity work (makes me laugh and smile every day)
-taste like ham
he will DEF put up with your sports obsession as he is going to be a pro linebacker someday
and he and i read your blog together ALLLLLL THEEE TIMMEEE.
references available upon request. <3
miss you BJO!
<3 rubilly
Okay, I'm hoping that Blogger FINALLY has it together enough that I can post a comment.
ReplyDeleteI wish I knew someone who met these criteria for you! However, I tend to stay away from the athletes (and the liberals - HA!). Also, I'm not sure if I've ever met someone who tastes like ham. I imagine that could be awkward, because you'd have to either lick him, or ask him if he tastes like ham. I would like to see this happen. Please ask someone if they taste like ham, but make sure I am there. :)
And, I'm going to try my darndest to make it to Trivia on Tuesday. So far, it looks like ALL SYSTEMS GO!!!!
xoxoxo. emma.
P.S. HI RUBILLY AND PARKER!!!
Girrrrrrl. Your voice is ah-mazing. Oh my goodness I am so jealous!
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