One last thing...
I don't care what anyone says. Taylor Lautner is HOT.
I don't care if he's only 18-years old and you think I'm a pedophile (or at least - that I was last year). I don't care if he plays a melodramatic werewolf in a cheesy series about angst-filled, teenage vampires. I don't care that his voice sounds like a 12-year old boy's voice, that he'll never be nominated for an Oscar, or that he repeatedly commits the fashion faux pas of wearing jorts (aka - jean shorts) throughout the saga. I also don't care if I'm hap-hazardly lumped together with the terrifying group of teeny-boppers that would gladly jump in front of a bullet for him. #teamjacob
I will take the abuse...as long as I get to fantasize about him living in my closet and working as my inexperienced sex slave between films.
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