Hey, Tebow! Lead us NOT into temptation.

My recent thoughts:

• Don't get me wrong - I am very excited about TO signing with the Bengals. He and Chad are going to be so much fun to watch this year, but let's be real. Just because we have TO doesn't mean we're going to the Superbowl. People are going overboard. I'm among the biggest Bengals fans, but I'm trying to have an ounce of realism. Adding #81 to the roster isn't going to help us beat the Ravens.

• I hate the dentist. The end.

• Toddlers & Tiaras is absolutely terrifying. Little girls are not supposed to have fake teeth, extensions, manicures, and fake tans. Nor are they supposed to dance like hip-hop stars and model in bikinis to 40-something year-old men serving as "judges." Pervs.

• Tim Tebow signed with Jockey to be their newest spokesman. This is great news for me. He even made public his preference for briefs. I promise - the instant I see an ad with Tebow in boxer-briefs, it will be posted right here. He better not go the Michael Jordan/Hanes route and only model t-shirts. Tebow and underwear sounds like the greatest combination since peanut butter and jelly. In fact, I'm not sure which I'd rather have in my mouth. BOOM! WENT THERE!

• ...yeah, I'm still stuck on this topic...why would America's most famous virgin become an underwear model? It's like he reads my mind and wants to put salt in the wound. See something you like? Tough. The forbidden fruit must be tasted.

Tomorrow, I'm going to Baltimore with mom and dad to see my family and finally meet little Cameron! I can't wait. I've never been to Baltimore and I'm excited to see where my mom grew up and my parents met. We're also going to spend some time in Charlottesville which is always nice. Expect pictures.