Someone pinch me.

New Rule: I must limit my travel fantasies to no more than 3 hours a day.

It's absurd how often I think about travel. Creepy almost...but I can't help it. There are so many absolutely amazing places in the world (expensive, too). Want some proof?

Yes, friends. That is a pool...overlooking the ocean...and you almost can't tell where the chlorine ends and the salt begins. (Banyan Tree, Mahe Island, Seychelles)

Way to take your typical "hotel on the water" and literally put it on the water. There are see-through areas on the floor, too. (Hilton Moorea Lagoon Resort, French Polynesia)

For someone who doesn't drink, this might still be a nice place to hang with my drinking friends. (Four Seasons, Mumbai) For another, more realistic, rooftop bar, check out the Ghostbar at the Palms in Las Vegas.

I literally cannot wrap my mind around this. Is this actually a hotel room? (Jade Mountain, St. Lucia)

Just give me Sidney Crosby and I'm never leaving the bathroom. (Intercontinental, Hong Kong)

I dare you to fall asleep in this one. They also boast the world's only underwater restaurant. (Conrad Maldives Rangali Island Ithaa Suite, Maldives)

One hotel room from which you can have an amazing view of the Northern Lights. The ice village also includes the world's largest snow restaurant. (Kakslauttanen Igloo Hotel, Finland)

This is shattering all of my pre-conceived notions of Botswana. Yes, please. (Sanctuary Retreats Baines Camp, Botswana)

That doesn't look safe. I should probably test-run that for you. (Turtle Island, Fiji)

Sit in these natural hot springs (complete with waterfalls and a slide), swim up to the bar for a drink, and enjoy the view as you watch Mount Arenal erupt in the distance. Bragging point: I've been here. (Tabacon Hot Springs, Costa Rica)

So, I brought all of this up to my dad. He laughed and suggested that I become some hot-shot lawyer...or else find a sugar daddy. As if I haven't been working on that for quite some time now...