The Glee-cap!

I thought I had resigned myself to no more Glee-caps. Then, I saw this week's episode.

For me, this was the best episode of the season. For the first time in a long time, I can find far more positives than negatives. So, here they are:

+ Glee finally does Grease. It is about time. Perfect execution of "Summer Nights."

+ Sam and Mercedes are so cute. Please let this happen for real, Ryan Murphy.

+ Speaking of Sam, when did he get smoking hot? I usually don't like blondes and I never liked Chord Overstreet, but whoa. Did you see him in the synchronized swimming scene?

+ Helen Mirren is the internal voice of Becky Jackson? Amazing.

- My heart absolutely broke for Becky when Artie turned her away. I was glad that Artie didn't turn her down for the date, but ugh. Please let her find someone.

+ On the upside, her relationship with Sue melts my soul. As usual.

- For the first time, Rachel is starting to annoy me. A little. I'm just getting sick of the fake tears. Enough already. Also, how do you not just straddle Finn and scream, "YES!" when he proposes to you?

- Although I'm the world's biggest fan of Finnchel, I was a little off-put by the proposal. He changed his mind from enlisting to proposing in 10 minutes. He even found a way to make his proposal sound like, "You're leaving. I'm a loser. Take me with you." Not good.

+ I liked the gravity in the situation with Finn's dad. It came out of absolutely nowhere, but it was nice to add a new dimension to Finn. He hasn't really had any emotional plotlines in a while.

+ As much as I dislike Mr. Schuster, I'm so glad he finally proposed to Emma. Precious. Also, Sue even helped out in the proposal? Amazing.

- However, if a guy proposes to me by walking on water, I'll tell him to get over himself before walking away. Also, Sam's only reason to join the synchronized swim team was to have a convenient excuse to shoot a musical number in the water. Right? Come on, writers. You're better than this.

- Did anyone else notice Artie roll himself into the pool? I'm assuming Finn swam to his instant rescue, but that can't be good for the wheelchair.

+ Also, can I please buy the bathing suit that the girls had on in the proposal scene? They were SO cute.



- Nowhere near enough Blaine Anderson.

+ When Rachel sang "Without You" to Finn, I started crying. Real tears. Because I want to feel that way about someone and have them reciprocate the feeling.

- This isn't new, but Mr. Schue's relationship with his students is totally inappropriate. What kind of choir teacher goes ring shopping with a student and then asks him to be his best man?

+ "Moves like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash" mashup. LOVE.

All in all, I loved this episode. Compared to the rest of the season, it looked like a masterpiece. I loved the music and the movement in the relationships. Sometimes, it's difficult for me to overlook the forced and/or forgotten plot lines, the massive amount of cheesiness, and the unrealistic twists in character. Sometimes, I find myself comparing the show to its incredible first season and I get so disappointed. But, you know what?

No matter how ridiculous it gets, it's still nice to sit down for an hour every week and sing along with something that makes me happy.

...and it doesn't hurt that I can stare at him.

A sexy Glee-cap.

I know that I've let my fellow Gleeks down this season with my lack of Glee-caps, but Tuesday's episode was far too saucy to pass up. I haven't been too impressed with this season as a whole. I blame that partially on the music choices, but even mediocre Glee is better than no Glee at all.

Here are my thoughts on "The First Time" (how fitting since it's my first Glee-cap!):

- Where on earth did the important subplots go? Puck kissed Shelby. Am I the only one who thinks that should have been at least mentioned this week? Quinn is still losing her mind about stealing Beth. Where was that? Brittany and Santana's secret love affair? McKinley High's new Irish student? Mercedes and her brand new glee club, The Troubletones? I guess the world comes to a standstill when sex is involved.

+ Love. Love. Love. I am so proud of Glee for handling the sex issue with some dignity. Although it does seem that every character has now done the deed except Emma (and I think something should be said for choosing to REMAIN a virgin), I'm so glad that the producers treated the topic with respect. They stressed that sex should be shared between two people that LOVE each other and only when the time is right. Finn denied Rachel's advances at first because she let it slip that she wanted to improve her acting skills by experiencing her own "sexual awakening." It sends a good message that that wasn't a good enough reason to lose your virginity. Kurt refused to do anything with Blaine while he was drunk in the back of a car. Although Glee could stress that it's okay not to have sex at all (seriously - why are you a loser if you choose not to have sex?), I appreciate that they handled the subject delicately and stressed that sex can and should be meaningful.

+ I also LOVE that Kurt and Blaine had sex! Leave it to Ryan Murphy to take a gay couple further on network television than any other show! Glee is doing wonders for the gay community, stereotypes, and tolerance in general. It's almost like I don't have to mention it because they don't seem different than any other couple.

+ Kurt and Blaine nuzzled noses. You saw it. I saw it. I died.


- Speaking of Kurt and Blaine, who is this devious new Warbler trying to steal Blaine away? (His name is Sebastian, but I don't want to encourage him by using his name) Get. Out. GET OUT!

+ Bieste has a boyfriend. It's about time. Seriously though, how do I attract an OSU scout?

- The Warblers' rendition of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" was probably the worst song I've heard them do. Maybe it was the absence of Blaine's gorgeous voice, but I wasn't too impressed.

+ The return of Karofsky! He has feelings! He talks to Kurt like a civil human being! He still looks good!

- Am I the only one who feels like the Mike Chang vs. parents storyline is oddly forced? It's really sad, but it doesn't fit in very effortlessly. It seemed so out of place this week. I feel like maybe his dad will threaten to waterboard him next.

+ No Schue, Emma, or Sue. I could have used a couple one-liners from Sue, but for the most part, I like it when the show is entirely student-centric.

- It was highly inappropriate for Artie to suggest that Rachel and Blaine have sex. It was also highly inappropriate that he discussed virginity with Coach Bieste. What on earth is going on here? If a high school boy ever approached a female teacher and asked if she'd ever had sex before, there would be serious repercussions.

- I think we all know those fake IDs wouldn't have worked for Kurt and Blaine. Why on EARTH did Kurt say "Aloha" to the bouncer? That's the #1 way to get kicked out.

+ I completely agree with Kurt's bucket list. Have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner, before he gets fat? Sign me up. Blaine and Taylor Lautner? Great taste, Kurt.

- Brittany was apparently raped by a martian at cheerleading camp?! Ummm...was this lost on anyone else? Not funny to me in the slightest. Apparently, rape is okay if it happens to silly Brittany.

+ I like that the "sex scenes" weren't graphic at all. Don't get me wrong. I wouldn't have minded a couple shirtless shots of Finn or Blaine. Still, they got the point across in a classy way.

+/- I cannot decide how I feel about Blaine's outfits. They are ridiculous, but I think I love them. Where do you stand on the issue?

So, fellow gleeks, what did you think of this week's not-so sexy episode? I think it was the best of the season so far.

Man Meat Monday #27

Since I'm actually a gleeky tween at heart, I went to the Glee 3D movie at midnight on Thursday. No, not alone, you creeps.

I've been going through serious Glee withdrawal, so I couldn't wait any longer. The movie was incredible. I literally could not stop smiling and singing along. I admit I have a crush on just about every guy involved with Glee. However, there was one in particular that I loved seeing in three dimensions. Any excuse to have him closer to my mouth...

Darren Criss

This isn't giving me any ideas.


Claim to Fame: Actor (Glee)

Birthday: February 5, 1987

I'm not sure how to say this any other way: Darren Criss is flawless. Here's the proof:

- He is a musical prodigy. We've all heard his incredible voice. He's also a classically trained violinist, plays the piano, drums, and guitar, and writes his own songs.

- He speaks Italian. Let me repeat that. He speaks Italian.

- Have you seen his face?

- He loves Disney songs - possibly more than I do. He has a ton of youtube videos where he covers classics from Beauty and the Beast, Mulan, and The Little Mermaid. Check them out. Your heart will melt.

- Obviously, he's a great actor. He is a straight guy, comfortable enough in his own sexuality to play a more-than-convincing gay teenager.

- Speaking of Glee, he is an incredible role model for gay teenagers (and adults!) and a champion of gay rights. *swoon*

- Have you seen his face?

- In interviews, he seems so down-to-earth and humble.

- He loves Harry Potter. As a student at the University of Michigan, he co-founded a theater production company called Team StarKid. While there, he wrote the music for A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel and starred as Harry Potter in the productions. These musicals are hilarious and so well made. If you love Harry Potter as much as I do, watch them on youtube.

- Have you seen his face?

Random Tidbit: Continuing the trend of following Harry Potter in his career, Darren is set to replace Daniel Radcliffe in the Broadway revival of How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying. Trip to NYC anyone?

Only downfall?: After an hour of thinking, it suddenly hit me. He graduated from the University of Michigan. As a huge Buckeye fan, this isn't necessarily a dealbreaker, but it does pose a potential problem in November. Sidenote: In one episode of Glee, Blaine talks about Ohio State football, thereby making Darren perfect.



...and that, my friends, is how a youtube video impregnates you.

So, readers: It's your turn. Do you find Darren supermegafoxyawesomehot?

...because even though I lack the proper anatomy, I may audition for the Warblers next year just to see him everyday. Plus, those blazers are to die for.

Complete GLEEGASM!

Tonight was the night I've been dreading for three months: the season finale of Glee. I can't believe I have to wait all summer for new episodes. Alas, good things come to those who wait. Plus, there will be a Glee 3-D movie concert this August...and I will go alone if I must.

At any rate, the New Directions headed to the Big Apple for nationals and, as usual, they didn't disappoint. Here is my take on the season two finale:

+ EVERYTHING IS FINNCHEL AND NOTHING HURTS. Finally, the moment I have been waiting for happened and it was glorious. I don't care if it cost them nationals. Everyone wanted this. I, for one, screamed like a maniac and scared my lovely best guy friend who actually puts up with my madness. Singing a romantic duet with Finn, getting caught up in the moment, and kissing him passionately as our emotions propel us past the brink of acceptable human behavior might be my ultimate fantasy. Well, that and a post-loss locker room romp with Brian Urlacher. Or some time in the penalty box with Rick Nash. *cough*

+ This episode really made me want to go back to New York. Although I thought it romanticized the city a bit too much (the stairs in Times Square are never that clean or empty), I loved seeing some of my favorite places. There really is no place like New York. Also, Rachel bought fake tickets for Cats? Kinda sounds like me dropping $150 on counterfeit Rangers tickets. CURSES!

- Let's be real. They show up in New York City and they are still writing their songs for nationals? My willing suspension of disbelief cannot ignore this. When did they practice? Ugh. If you don't know your songs months ahead of time, you deserve to lose.

+ I am glad they didn't make the final cut. It was realistic - a slap in the face. Plus, we all know that they will make nationals again next year and win...because they will be seniors...and they can't win two years in a row. Adversity makes a champion.

+ Finn. He looked beautiful this entire episode. I love him in horizontal stripes, I love him in fluffy vest jackets, I love him in a suit and tie, and I'm 100% certain that I would love him in nothing at all. Please take me on a romantic date in NYC. If necessary, I will sing "Bella Notte" and we can eat spaghetti like Lady and the Tramp.

- There is no scenario in which a teacher would allow students to gallivant around New York City without a chaperone. Finn could not take Rachel on a date. Rachel and Kurt could not get breakfast at Tiffany's. Shouldn't they be working on the songs they haven't written yet, anyway?

+ Sam and Mercedes. How precious is that? It came out of nowhere, seems highly unlikely, but I love it. Just one more bizarre couple to add to the mix. Plus, I want to hear the "Hell to the No" remix of "Trouty Mouth."

+ Schue decided to stay in Lima. I'm not sure anyone would actually make this decision, but I'm glad he did. Puck hugged him and confirmed that he made the right choice. Plus, I'm tired of April Rhodes.

- Why did Quinn say "even Zizes has love?" What is that supposed to mean? PUNK. What was her big plan for New York? It was Santana's idea to give her a haircut. Also, she got her haircut and now she's suddenly at peace with Finnchel? Poor, unrealistic resolution of that issue.

+ Kurt is writing a musical about Pippa Middleton called Pip Pip Hooray? Again, I love him. So does Blaine. YAY!

- Schue's little solo performance on stage. Nothing more than promotion for his new album? Absolutely. Drowning in cheese.

+ Rachel and Kurt's rendition of "For Good" from Wicked was amazing. I love musicals, I love Wicked, and I loved this performance. With this song and their performance of "Defying Gravity" from last season, I think they should just do the show themselves. I can totally imagine Kurt singing "Popular."

+ Can I please be in the all-girl choir that sang Usher's "Yeah?" I belong there.

- I'm a little shocked that the students were okay with losing. It just ended so quickly and everything was fine. Well, except for Santana's hilarious Lima Heights Adjacent rant en español. Ten cuidado porque Santana es de Lima Heights Adjacent y ella hará cosas malas!

+ No, seriously. Did you guys see Finn? I know who killed me: It was Finn. In the library. With horizontal stripes. *sigh*



So, as you can see, I loved the finale. New Directions will be back with a vengeance next season and I have plenty of Finnchel fantasies to get me through the summer.

Glee and other things

Before I get to the Glee-cap, I have some random odds and ends to discuss.

1. I went to my first Reds game of the season Monday night. It was a big 7-4 comeback win against the Cubs. It was pretty cold, but it was nice to be back in the park, stare at Joey Votto, and spend some time with my dad. Also, after trash-talking Jonny Gomes, he hit a huge homerun for the boys. My bad. Hopefully there will be many more games for me this summer!

2. Last night, I saw Third Eye Blind (for the fourth time!) at the Madison Theater in Covington with Jenn. The opening band, U.S. Royalty, was really enjoyable - a nice perk. They sounded like a mix between the Killers and the Black Keys. As always, Third Eye Blind didn't disappoint. Stephen Jenkins is an incredible performer, the venue was intimate (a little too close and sweaty for my taste), and they played some of their best songs. Aside from the pushy people around us, the concert was awesome. Listening to Stephen Jenkins sing "Slow Motion" and hearing the crowd sing along with him is one of the most incredible concert experiences I've ever had. It's been awhile since I've been to a concert with Jenn and we had a great time as always.

3. Last night, I found out that Penguins Paul Martin, Max Talbot, Jordan Staal, and Sidney Crosby attended the screening of "The Trophy Wife" at the Cannes Film Festival. That's right. Those flawless human beings were in France, watching movies, and partying it up on boats. Film festivals and professional athletes sounds like an even better combination than cake batter ice cream and oreos. Take that, Coldstone.


Urrrggghhhh. Je ne parle pas français mais VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI CE SOIR? Jordan, those clothes, that hair, that chin. Dead. Sid, your headache isn't too bad for a party in France, I see. That's nice, but I miss you. Come home to momma.

4. I found the country's only masters program in sports journalism. It's in Indianapolis at the National Sports Journalism Center. I want to go. I will have to take the GRE, get some letters of recommendation, and be accepted, but I'm working on it. It's been awhile since I've had some ambition. Look out, world.

...and the Glee-cap.

+ Sue was fantastic. I've been hating on Sue a bit recently, but she completely won me over tonight. She was sincere in her mourning, yet hilarious in her attempts to mask the pain. I remember why I love Jane Lynch.

- Emma wearing Schue's vest to school. Creepy, right?

+ "Pure Imagination" performance. I'm a huge fan of Willy Wonka. They sounded amazing and it was just perfect. What a beautiful funeral. No huge surprise - I was crying my eyes out.

+ Auditions. I love them. Not being in them, watching them. They remind me of the pilot episode. Even though we didn't need to be reminded, there are some SERIOUS singers on this show.

- Jesse St. James. Between his rude comments to Finn and his hate-fest on New Directions, I need him to get out of here. I don't care if he's a seasoned vet at nationals. Why did Schue let him barge in like this? He tried to sabotage the club once before.

+ Finn broke up with Quinn and the angels started to sing. I am, however, terrified for what she has planned for New York next week.

- As if I didn't like Jesse already, he ruined a potentially perfect moment in the Finnchel saga. Finn shows up at the auditorium with a flower, only to see Jesse kissing Rachel? No. I wanted to scream, "BUT SHE SANG THAT SONG FOR YOU!" at him. Then, I remembered that I was watching a TV show and my dad was asleep.

+ Can we all breathe a collective sigh of relief that it wasn't Blaine or Burt Hummel that died? I was pretty upset about Jean, but it could have been worse for Gleeks.

- I'm pretty sure the president of an airline company would not give 20-something first-class seats to a show choir in Ohio.

+ Was I the only person who laughed incredibly hard when Sue said, "Panda, make it so."? Also, "I do this thing where I sort of alternate which of those kids I hate the most. Right now, it's the dancing Asian." Welcome back, Sue.

- They have nationals in a week and they don't have a setlist? Nothing, absolutely nothing, about that is realistic. They're just going to write some songs and practice them in first-class or something? Come on, Murphy!

So, we travel to NYC for nationals next week. Then, the season is over and we have all summer to wait for new episodes. Ugh. I guess I'll have to find some new blog material.

Glee does PROM!

Tonight, Glee finally took on a crucial part of high school - Prom. Here are my thoughts on McKinley High's big night:

+ I saw tiny flashes of Finnchel all over the place. He wants her. It's obvious. Let's get Quinn out of the picture and put this mistake behind us.

- Horrible songs this week. I love Adele's "Rolling in the Deep," but I really didn't like this arrangement. Disappointment. Also, "Dancing Queen" and "Friday?" First, there would be a serious problem if my high school glee club were performing at Prom. Second, there would be an even bigger problem if they chose those songs. I must admit - the New Directions version of "Friday" was a huge improvement on the original. Sidenote: Has there ever been a Prom on a Friday?


- Although I loved her performance, Rachel's version of "Jar of Hearts" was hardly Prom material. Who wants to slow dance with their date during a song about a slutty guy who has no soul or remorse? Yes, I understand that it was directed at Finn (based on his looks, he got it, too), but come on.

+ My favorite song? Artie's prom proposal to Brittany with "Isn't She Lovely?" I love his voice and you can't go wrong with Puck playing guitar in the background.

+ Kurt and Blaine. I love them. No other words necessary.

- Quinn. Get over yourself, maniac. You're upset because your "perfect night" is ruined while Kurt just got humiliated in front of the entire school. Slap Rachel again and see how Finn reacts. I dare you.

+ Mercedes and Sam. A very cute touch. Mercedes got her ideal Prom and Sam could afford to go!

+ Sue finally pointed out that "Run Joey Run" was awful. I love moments of complete honesty on this show.

- The return of Jesse St. James. I never liked the guy before. If you can't tell, I love Rachel. So, I'm with Finn on this one. I don't trust him.

+ Prom was quasi-realistic. The night ended with everyone crying! Haha...

+ Kurt handled being voted Prom Queen with the grace that only Kurt could. "Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton."

- Huge mistake for Principal Figgins. When you see that Kurt Hummel was voted Prom Queen, you make something up. Are you kidding me?

+ Karofsky is coming around. He had a couple more moments of genuine feelings and even if he couldn't dance with Kurt, you know he's changing.

- What was up with Puck and the spiking of the punch? How is having someone else spike the punch for him going to rehabilitate his street cred? More importantly, does he actually think performing Rebecca Black's "Friday" will help?

Overall, I liked the episode. I was shocked with Kurt winning Prom Queen, pleased with his response, angry at Quinn, excited about Finnchel, and I didn't miss Schue or Sue very much. I am, however, terrified. Next week's episode is titled "Funeral" and from what I've read, it's not quite like Dalton Academy's pet canary. Ugh. It better not be Blaine. Seriously.

Glee soothes the soul.

After watching a heartrending Game 7 overtime loss for Chicago (and past Man Meat honoree, Jonathan Toews), I needed something to lift my spirits. Absolutely nothing does the trick better than 90 minutes of Glee. So, here is the Glee-cap.

+ Quinn and Rachel's rendition of TLC's "Unpretty" and "I Feel Pretty." I loved that song then, I love that song now. RIP Left Eye.

- Finn hits Rachel in the nose and suddenly, she's getting a nose job? She hasn't ever mentioned being self-conscious about her nose before. In fact, she embraced it. Like crazy. This seemed random and forced to fit the theme of the episode. Plus, if I looked like Lea Michele, I would not want to change a thing about myself.

+ The Emma OCD issue. Although I thought Schue was being too pushy with his confrontation (forcing her? making her feel guilty?), I thought her acting in the therapist's office was great. I actually felt sympathy for her character and her OCD has been a long-standing problem. It's nice to see some evolution with it.

- Too many Quinn and Finn kisses. No, no, no. Stop that. Finnchel for life.

+ Kurt. Is. Back. I love him and I want him at McKinley, even if that means fewer performances by the Warblers. His voice is unreal and gives me chills.

- Speaking of the Warblers, although their performance of "Somewhere Only We Know" was heart-warming, why didn't the characters actually saying goodbye to Kurt sing more of it? Blaine isn't leaving the show, but the Warblers might be. Don't they deserve a better send-off? Also, didn't Blaine look like he was passing a kidney stone during the performance?

+ Sam's Sean Connery impression. Not as good as James Earl Jones, but I will take it.

+ Karofsky might be coming around. I know Santana practically blackmailed him into apologizing, but I think we all know that this is the start of a better Karofsky - one that finally accepts the Glee club and hopefully himself, too. Plus, that guy is smokin' hot.

- Is it bad that I didn't really miss Sue?

+ Santana pointed out that Finn has "puffy, pyramid nipples" that could pass as a dessert. I laughed because I know that EXACT person. Spot on description from McKinley High's resident bitch. Also, the "gingers have no soul" reference? Perfect.

- Another mall flash mob scene? Don't get me wrong. I love the song "Barbra Streisand," but didn't they do this already? Artie dream-dancing to "Safety Dance?" I live in Ohio and I can promise you that random flash mob dance routines are not as common as they appear to be in Lima.

+ "Born This Way" performance. I loved the shirts, particularly Puck's (I'm with Stupid and an arrow pointing to his crotch). Accepting and loving yourself is an important message and I love that Glee handles it realistically. Every single person feels self-conscious about something. If everyone realized that, there would be a lot less bullying.


- Unfortunately, I think Glee sort of missed the mark with the "accepting yourself" message. They spent time harping that you should love yourself as you are, including your imperfections. Then, Quinn (or "Lucy Caboosey") explains that she hated her old appearance and had to lose weight, get a nose job, and use Proactiv in order to finally love herself? She had to lie about her past in order to be accepted? This is the exact opposite of the intended message. Then, to make matters worse, adoring underclassmen start to worship her and vow to vote for her for Prom Queen because she overcame her ugliness, changed herself, and became something generally accepted as beautiful? Ugh. She knows how bad it feels to hate yourself, so why does she make others feel inferior all the time? I worry that people will leave with the wrong message: If you lose the weight and pimples, get contacts, dye your hair blonde, and fix your nose, you'll be head cheerleader and date Finn.

...I understand that we are supposed to leave the episode with the knowledge that even Quinn is self-conscious. She hated her old appearance and Finn tries to make her accept herself for who she truly is. BUT, let's be honest. Even Finn wouldn't date Lucy Caboosey and that's the hard truth. He might be friends with her, but he certainly wouldn't date her. That is the real world. That is why people are self-conscious in the first place. That is why the Puck/Lauren Zizes plot is unfair. Although that storyline is also a great message (feeling confident in your body and liking someone for something other than looks alone), it is unrealistic. We all know it, but are afraid to admit it. That, however, is a whole new rant. *steps off soapbox*

Despite the huge contradiction in this episode, I thought it was a HUGE improvement over last week's episode (which I thought was horrible). I can't wait for Prom and Nationals!

...if only there were a new episode tomorrow night for after the Pens game. I'm probably going to need it.

Start spreading the news...

So, I'm finally home from glorious New York City. Unfortunately, I missed my very first Man Meat Monday, but I must say - it was well worth it. So, here is the vacation synopsis (more for memory's sake than anything else):

Thursday, Mom, Dad, and I arrived in New York early. We took a cab from LaGuardia downtown. However, the cab driver had to let us out early because of road closures due to the HUGE St. Patrick's Day parade. So, we dragged our luggage through the massive crowds and watched about an hour of the parade before finally crossing 5th Avenue.

After checking into the hotel, Mom and I walked around Rockefeller Plaza, went into the NBC and Lego stores, watched more of the parade in front of St. Patrick's Cathedral, and made fun of the ridiculously drunk high schoolers stumbling around with 'water bottles.'

That night, we went to dinner with our family friends (Massimo, Sidney, Cliff, and Sid) at Basso56, a nice Italian restaurant. I had burrata (delicious mozzarella cheese wrapped in prosciutto) and fettucini alfredo. Yum. After dinner, we walked around Times Square for some people-watching. Times Square is so overwhelming and incredible. It truly does seem like the center of the universe.

Friday, Mom and I picked up some Chipotle and ate it on the stairs in Times Square.

The weather was perfect, so we made our way to Central Park to relax for a bit. We talked, pet dogs, watched people ice skate in inches of water (it was 70º and sunny), and took pictures. Oh yeah - a bird also pooped on my mom's neck. Hilarious.

We explored FAO Schwarz, where we played on the piano from BIG, posed with Lego statues, and saw a $25,000 foosball table made with Barbies. That night, we took the subway to Madison Square Garden and scalped two tickets for the Rangers vs. Canadiens game that night. However, we were quickly told by security that the tickets we spent $140 on were counterfeit tickets. I was livid. We found the scalpers, who had changed clothes already. They were being chewed out by another couple they had scammed. The cops were notified, but they told us they couldn't do anything about it because buying scalped tickets is illegal. I told them that this never happens in Ohio and one of them actually said, "Welcome to New York." Dejected, we made our way back to Rockefeller Plaza, where we watched ice skaters rock out to a DJ and ate dinner. I did, however, find ginger Staal first.

Saturday, we went to Vision Expo, my dad's reason for our trip and the largest optical event in the U.S. Since Mom and I have little to no interest in the optical industry, we waited in line to meet my main dog, Randy Jackson. As the line got shorter and shorter, my mom's heart rate got higher and higher. Apparently, she has a crush on Randy? At any rate, we got a picture taken (which I will post when I get it) and I had a brief conversation with him...since my mom was passing out. It went like this:

Me: Are you allowed to tell me who your favorite is this season?

Randy: No, I'm not, but I do think a guy will win this year. There are a couple of good guys and a couple of good girls. (Very ground-breaking news, I know)

Me (literally grabbing his arm): I am in love with Casey.

Randy: Aww, me too, man! I'm a bassist, so we have that in common.

Suddenly, a security guard was dragging me away, so I quickly thanked him, picked my mom off the floor, and made my way. He was incredibly approachable, very nice, and actually seemed interested to talk to me. Randy = The best American Idol judge...not just because Steven Tyler is high out of his mind and J.Lo pumps rainbows up the contestants' asses.

As we were leaving the convention, we noticed that another celebrity was signing autographs - Chord Overstreet (Sam from Glee)!! I admit - I would have been MUCH happier to see Finn or Puck, but I was excited, nevertheless. He seemed like he hated his life. He wasn't even smiling in pictures and he kept checking his watch. I guess I don't blame him. However, when I got to him, I told him that his James Earl Jones impression was hilarious and he actually laughed and shook his head. Oh, trouty mouth. I'll post that picture when I get it, too.

After Vision Expo, we went to the NHL store where I held a mini-Stanley Cup, took pictures of giant Sidney Crosby posters, bought a Jordan Staal shirt, and climaxed multiple times.

After about 45 minutes, my mom finally persuaded me out of the store with the promise of food. We went to Carmine's, another Italian restaurant, in the theater district. We ate with 15 of my dad's business friends, including an incredibly attractive Italian named Federico who I kept suggestively smiling at...but to no avail. He spoke no English, but honestly, love has no language, right? No wonder I'm single.

After dinner, some of us were led by Massimo and Federico to a tiny bar that was throwing a Mardi Gras-themed party. After paying a $10 cover, we also learned that it was singles' networking party, so that was interesting...considering I was with my mom...and ten other married people over the age of 35. Nevertheless, Ke$ha was playing, so I broke it down to the best of my ability, received beads from men twice my age, and shielded my mom from the desperate men flocking toward her. Still no luck with Federico, but I did get a goodbye kiss on the cheek. Thank you, European tradition.

Sunday, Mom and I went on the NBC Studio Tour in 30 Rock. The guides taught us about the history of NBC and showed us the studios where The Dr. Oz Show and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon are recorded. My personal favorite part? I got to see the Saturday Night Live studio! I'm a huge fan of the show and got so excited when I saw the three stages in person. It was awesome to picture my favorite skits being recorded in there - Will Ferrell, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Andy Samberg, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Adam Sandler, Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd, etc. I will go to a live taping someday.

After the tour, we went to Vision Expo in hopes of meeting Snooki. Unfortunately, the line was too long, but I did snap some pictures of America's favorite guidette for Jenn.

From there, we took a cab to SoHo to check into our next hotel. We ate lunch at a Mexican restaurant before wandering around Greenwich Village for a couple hours. Greenwich Village is an amazing place. It is so upscale, yet maintains its bohemian aura. You can easily imagine Bob Dylan performing songs on the street or Jack Kerouac writing in a cafe. We walked past countless boutiques and waited in a line out the door for the famous Magnolia Bakery. Seriously, if I can't have Mr. Big, an awesome career, or an apartment in the Upper East Side, I will at least have Carrie's red velvet cheesecake cupcakes.

That night, mom and I went to the Comedy Cellar, a hilarious, cozy comedy club. We didn't have reservations, but luckily, we got tickets on stand-by. All of the comedians were hilarious. I can't remember all of their names, but I do remember Colin Quinn (SNL), Kyle Grooms, Neal Brennan (co-creater of Chappelle's Show), and Keith Robinson (The Wanda Sykes Show). It was hilarious and I HIGHLY recommend going to the Comedy Cellar if you are ever in Greenwich Village.

Monday, it was cold and raining, so our plans were changed a bit. We walked to Little Italy for lunch (I had mushroom pizza - Italian overload). Then, we walked around Chinatown, but we quickly got tired of the rain and decided to head to the airport early. Ugh. During our layover in Philadelphia, I ate my first REAL Philly Cheesesteak (and crab fries) at Chickie's and Pete's while watching the Penguins play the Redwings on TV. Perfection.

...and now, I'm home. Back in southwestern Ohio. No, I'm not complaining. It's just a fact. New York City is so much cooler than Cincinnati.

...even if NY scalpers crush your dreams and rip you off.

Gleegasm.

I'll admit it. I was nervous coming into tonight's episode, but I must say - it was a complete gleegasm. I was absolutely thrilled with how regionals went.

+ KURT AND BLAINE! I don't need to tell you how excited I was when Blaine had his "moment" and finally fell for Kurt. Normally, when two guys kiss, I'm depressed because I'm head-over-heels in love with one of them. This time, my life was complete. Remember the Britney Spears sex riot in episode 2 of this season? This kiss practically started a Johnson household sex riot. Thank you, Ryan Murphy. Thank you.

- Quinn. Remember when she referred to herself as "relatively sane?" Shortly thereafter, she went off on Rachel for no good reason. Oh, nevermind. It was because she wants to be Prom Queen. I stand corrected.

+ Original songs. I was dreading original songs (I watch the show for the cheesy re-makes), but I was pleasantly surprised by how good they were. "Trouty Mouth," "Big Ass Heart," and "Hell to the No" all had me laughing. Not too cheesy. Perfect for their characters. The two competition songs were good, too. I loved the slushie/confetti ending. Cute.

+ The Warblers. Can they get their own show please? They are amazing. Maroon 5 and the Beatles ("Blackbird" was beautiful) in the same episode? Yes, please.

- There is NEVER any audience participation at real choir competitions. Trust me. No one holds up props, stands up, dances, or cheers like crazy. The most sound you will hear at a high school choir competition is a muffled snore or a baby crying. That's the ugly truth.

+ Sue was actually funny! At long last. Throwing sticks at Mercedes? Having a brief affair with the drummer of Jimmy Eat World? World War Sue? This was long overdue. Of course, she won't be facing any prison time for punching the governor's wife. Sue does what she wants, remember?

+ Glimmers of Finnchel hope! AHHH! Finn had a "moment" while Rachel was singing. I cannot wait for their glorious reconciliation. Prediction: They will get back together in the nationals episode.

- I was thrilled that New Directions won, but it was so obvious. The instant we heard that nationals were in New York, we knew New Directions would win regionals. Still, Oral Intensity wasn't even a true competitor with Sue as coach? Unrealistic.

+ Kathy Griffin's cameo as a Tea Party politician (Sarah Palin impression) and judge was out-of-place, but hilarious. I'm too liberal for my own good, so I greatly appreciated this jab. It's okay - the far right wing probably doesn't watch, anyway. Way too many gay characters.

+ The writers didn't just forget the Santana/Brittany issue. Not sure where that will go, but I'm glad it wasn't ignored after last week.

For me, this episode was close to perfect. It reminded me of why I fell in love with the show in the first place. It had limited Schue (and none of Holly), hilarious Sue in small doses, good music, and focused on the kids. Unfortunately, Glee doesn't return until mid-April. So, until then, I'll be at home, watching Blaine and Kurt kiss over and over again on my DVR.

Raunchy Glee-cap.

Sorry that it's a bit late, but here's this week's glee-cap.

+ If Emma hasn't done the deed with Uncle Jesse yet, there is still hope for Emma and Schue. I suppose I've known this all along, but it's nice to hear she still has feelings for him. I'm not even a huge fan of Emma, but I do want that Season 1 Schemma goodness back.

- The return of Gwyneth Paltrow. She was great in the first episode as substitute Holly Holiday, but this was a little too much for me. Her sex-infused performance of "Do You Wanna Touch Me?" seemed absurd. If a high school teacher actually did something like this, they would be fired in 2 seconds flat. I do, however, wish I had some private performances from my old vice principal...but that's neither here nor there...

+ Santana has some depth. Her tears at Brittany's locker showed Naya Rivera's acting chops for perhaps the first time. It's nice to see the soft side of Santana, but she's McKinley High's resident bitch...so it better not last too long.

- I don't like the whole Brittany/Santana romance. I know they've been kissing and hand-holding for quite some time, but this seemed to come from nowhere. She never seemed jealous of Artie before. She was overly possessive of Sam in the last episode when he kissed Brittany. I suppose you could interpret that as her actually being jealous about Brittany, but she never seemed to care when Britt was grinding on Artie's wheelchair. Also, anyone that actually likes Brittany needs to seek psychiatric help.

- I'm a bit shocked about how clueless the students are about sex. That's not realistic. At all. Quinn has been pregnant. Puck and Santana feel up everything with a pulse. They don't need sex education Holly Holiday-style. They need free condoms.

+ The performance of "Landslide." It sounded beautiful. I love that song, anyway.

+ Burt Hummel = Dad of the Year. I love Kurt and Burt's relationship. Mike O'Malley steals every scene he's in. "Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. 'Cause you matter, Kurt." *sigh* Kurt seemed like a bit of a hypocrite, though. Last week, he asked Burt to educate himself on gay sex, but this week, he doesn't want to talk about it? Side note: If someone showed up at my parents' workplace to tell them to talk to me about sex, there would be problems. Yes, Blaine. You are over-stepping your boundaries.

- After Blaine's sexy preface to the private school girls, I had my hopes WAY up for the Warblers' performance. "Animal" by Neon Trees? Really? There is nothing sexy about that...not even when you turn on the foam machines.

+ Emma is afraid of the "hose monster" and thinks "Afternoon Delight" is eating dessert in the middle of the day. Hilarious.

- This goes without saying...Quinn and Finn. NOT COOL. Quinn would still be in the celibacy club while hooking up with Finn. Ugh.

- Schue and Holly. Eww. Luckily, this will be very short-lived.

All in all, I was pretty disappointed with last night's episode. One week after making underage drinking look okay, Glee found a way to trivialize pre-marital sex. Let's be clear: I'm no prude. You can successfully do a sex-based episode if viewers leave with the right message. Thankfully, Burt Hummel spoke truth to a VERY important message. I worry, however, that it was overshadowed by the other characters. Sex is like a "hug, only wetter?" Awesome message for your young viewers. At least they discouraged the making of sex tapes? Haha...

Luckily, regionals are next week. So, we're back to the basics. A high school glee club singing in a competition. Good thing because I'm starting to get a little disenchanted with the wandering storylines. I'm a bit nervous because Glee is singing all original songs. Yikes. We'll see!

Blame it on the...pink

After getting a bit soap-boxy last night, it's time for this week's glee-cap.

Overall, this episode was hilarious to me. Rachel's house party looked oddly like every single weeknight of my last semester of college...and I don't drink. Except replace the game of quarters with beer pong and Mario Kart. Replace spin-the-bottle with truth or dare...and there you have it. College.

+ I laugh every single time that Sue calls Emma something that isn't "Emma."

+ Artie. He is so ghetto fabulous that I can barely stand it.

- Whatever Schue and Bieste sang at the honky tonk bar. Eww. I do, however, find their friendship adorable.

+ Rachel Berry's house party trainwreck extravaganza. This was Glee at its finest. So hilarious. I am shocked that my best friend hasn't shouted "IT TASTES LIKE PINK!" before this episode.

- Although I liked "Don't You Want Me," I envisioned their rendition to be a little more...sloppy. I'm a veteran of college karaoke nights. I know what drunk people sound like mid-song.

+ Key-dollar sign-HA. Thank you, Figgins. By the way, Brittany makes the perfect Ke$ha.

- I wanted to cry when Santana asked Schue what he has to live for if he stops drinking. Really?

+/- Rachel and Blaine. That kiss had a little heat in it. They would make a beautiful and talented couple...but I can't get over Finnchel or Blurt. So, absolutely not. At least Blaine knows he's 100% gay now!

- Rachel's incredibly creepy dress at her party. Whoa...and I'm always complimenting the costume designers...

+ Finn was the only sober one. I told you he's perfect.

+ The drunk girl archetypes are so true. I've witnessed all of them many a time. I wonder which one I'd be. Care to venture any guesses?

- Yet again, an unrealistic and abrupt ending. Figgins thought it was fake? The kids aren't punished for drinking Bloody Marys and sizzurp at school? Yeah right.

+ Holy drunk dial, Will Schuster. I loved the Grease reference with the over-the-intercom message, the little xylophone Becky played, and the "roll in the hay" comment. Embarrassed much, Will? I wonder how Emma felt about that. It wasn't exactly a secret who he was talking about. I don't know many people who eat lunch with gloves on.

It's about time that Ryan Murphy tackled the topic of teenage drinking. They talk about pre-marital sex, homophobia, pregnancy, insecurity, bullying, etc., but they somehow managed to avoid the topic of drinking until now. It's a reality of high school.

I think they handled it realistically, too. Most high schoolers steal their alcohol from their parents' liquor cabinet, drink a bit too much, throw up, and claim they'll never drink again. Of course, they don't mean it. I was glad to see that the show accepted the fact that high schoolers are going to drink no matter what. They also mentioned the dangers of drunk driving multiple times. Still, I think they could have taken it a bit more seriously. They really didn't do too much discouraging of underage drinking and even made it seem somewhat permissible to drink at school. At the very least, Rachel could have gotten in trouble for trashing her dads' Oscar room.

I suppose if Sue's allowed to push students around and Schue isn't punished for everyone hearing his sexually provocative voicemail, the kids should be able to sip on some gin and juice between periods. Ha!

Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

Huge Music Bonanza!

First, the weekly Glee-cap.

I know this is a very unpopular opinion, but I have to admit something. Long ago, I was vaccinated against the Bieber fever. I don't love him, his music, his hair, or his dancing. Nothing. I can't do it. I can, however, relate to his fans. I was desperately obsessed with the Backstreet Boys, particularly Brian Littrell. So, at the very least, I get the mayhem. A little.

- TWO songs from Biebs. Ugh. Sam made a pretty convincing Bieber and I did find it pretty funny that everyone, including the guys, was infatuated with his performance of "Baby." But really, Lauren? You want a Bieber, but you don't want Puck? He even felt obligated to put on that horrible wig. During those two songs, I'm pretty sure I was making the same faces as Finn.

- This point is related, but Quinn likes Sam because he's "an artist?" Since when does carbon-copying someone else qualify you as an artist?

+ Rachel is back. The diva-off was amazing. I'm convinced that I'm a closet diva. I'm very shy about singing in public, but I will bring down the house in the shower. Rachel's to-do list in her locker included: 1. Celine Dion's birthday. 2. Friend request Barbra Streisand again. 3. Ann-Margaret in concert. 4. Avatar on Ice audition. Hilarious.

+ Finn's pajamas include a Power Rangers t-shirt. *swoon* Watch that scene again. Sue is wearing something leathery and Schue is wearing a vest.

- Sue's raging temper tantrums aren't funny to me anymore. Neither is the fact that she randomly got named the new coach of Oral Intensity with absolutely no musical training or experience. How many more absurd Sue-hate scenarios can they come up with?

+ The rival group is called Oral Intensity. I dare you not to laugh.

+ I'm glad that Sam finally manned up and broke up with Quinn. Let's just hope that she stays far from Finn. Not sure how I feel about Sam and Santana yet...I do know, however, that I love his James Earl Jones impression.

- Absolutely no Kurt. No Blaine. More useless Emma.

+ So much Finnchel hope. YAYYY!

+ I don't know that last My Chemical Romance song, but I liked it. I also loved the seemingly-unrelated lumberjack outfits. I am pretty certain that the costume designer ventures into my mind every week for outfit ideas. I mean, Rachel has the "sexy schoolgirl, librarian chic" look and Finn is always in plaid or horizontal stripes. Love it.

+ The pediatric cancer ward scene made me cry. Music really is a beautiful thing.

...and speaking of music, I've decided to give you some song suggestions in hopes that you will return the favor!

So, here are the songs on my current playlist (old and new):

"The Dog Days are Over" by Florence + The Machine - Her voice is awesome. This song makes me want to dance and jump around. Best feel good song on this list. Oh yeah - Glee covered it, too.

"Should You Return" by Copeland - Harmony soundgasm. This gives me an Imogen Heap "Hide and Seek" feel at first, but then, gets all beautifully indie. *sigh*

"Wet" by Snoop Dogg - This song is all about the beat. I can't not dance when listening to this. I advise you to ignore the lyrics, but seriously, Snoop is the man.

"Possession" by Sarah McLachlan - Hauntingly beautiful and somehow sexy. Apparently, she wrote this song from the point of view of one of her obsessed fans. I wish I sounded just like her.

"For the Summer" by Ray LaMontagne - Ray has the most beautifully pained voice I've ever heard. This song, which is actually quite happy for him, reminds me of driving with the windows down in Charlottesville.

"Eyes on Fire (Zeds Dead Remix)" by Blue Foundation - Sex. This song exudes pure sex. Let me put it this way. I can't listen to this and look at pictures of Jonathan Toews at the same time.

"Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd - Not only has this been getting recent play for me, but it's one of my favorite songs of all-time. At one point, I could not fall asleep without listening to this first. Definitely one of my favorite guitar solos. Ever.

"Tonight (I'm Loving You)" by Enrique Iglesias ft. Ludacris - More dance madness. This song reminds me of the sweaty and crowded gloriousness that is Brick Street on a Saturday night.

"Let's Get Lost" by Beck and Bat for Lashes - Ignore the fact that this is on a Twilight soundtrack. You won't be disappointed. Very modern feel.

"Jerk It Out" by The Caesars - Old, but still good. This is one of the greatest work out songs ever. Thank you, old school iPod commercials for the introduction.

"Sweet Disposition" by The Temper Trap - Another incredibly modern-sounding song. It faintly reminds me of U2, but it's still very original. It's best known from (500) Days of Summer, but I think I heard it in a Diet Coke commercial recently.

"Closer" by Kings of Leon - Another sex song. Just saying. Add it to that playlist.

"Head Full of Doubt/Road Full of Promise" by The Avett Brothers - I saw them in concert last summer and I didn't know who they were, but I instantly loved this song. Beautifully layered music. They are somehow a combination of folk, bluegrass, punk, and rock.

"A Day in the Life" by The Beatles - Sad lyrics, but beautiful music. I love John Lennon more than I should. I'm instantly reminded of the Beatles' Love Cirque du Soleil show in Vegas. See it if you can! I love to turnnnn youuuuu onnnnn....

So, now it's your turn. Let me know how you feel about my suggestions and please give me some of your own! I can't get enough music.

Valentine's Day Glee-cap!

Yes, fellow gleeks, two episodes in one week! I have so many mixed emotions on this episode. Overall, I thought it was great, but it should be no surprise that I'm a little devastated by some of the relationship drama going down at McKinley. Here's the breakdown:

+ Puck loves Lauren. She's awesome. Apparently, he loves the thicky-thicks...which gives me a tiny chance.

- Puck loves Lauren. Didn't I say a couple months ago that I should have been cast in that role? I mean, really...I could add a little more vocal variety while serving as the hefty, bespectacled girl.

- Finn is cocky. Ugh. I admit - I would have paid $1 for a kiss, but come on! Karofsky called it on Sunday. People's memory for good things lasts as long as their facebook status. Finn will soon be back at slushie status. Maybe the hockey team will achieve celebrity status. Wishful thinking.

+ Kurt and Blaine's first interaction at the coffee shop. So precious. I had that horrible foreboding feeling that Blaine wasn't talking about Kurt, but I, like Kurt, made myself believe they would be in love by episode's end. Apparently, even gay guys are clueless when it comes to feelings.

- Blaine loves the junior manager at the Gap? Really? Not a fan of the hair. For the record, I would be totally okay with getting fired for that. Alas, Blaine is underage for me, too.

- Come on, Puck. Really? I know the Glee crew does a wonderful Queen cover, but "Fat-Bottom Girls?" My soul was aching for Lauren, yet simultaneously yearning for Puckerman.

+ I never thought I would support a couple other than Artie/Tina, but Artie/Brittany and Tina/Mike are growing on me. Especially if Chang is getting down MJ-style and Artie is rocking "PYT."

- Why do the Warblers totally diss Kurt? Don't get me wrong - I love me some Blaine, but give Kurt a solo.

- Not only is Finn cocky, but he's also a hypocrite? Cheating isn't cool. Neither is being a cheating accomplice. Karma = Mono. Also, why are you still into Quinn? She cheated on you and was impregnated by your "best friend."

+ Sassy, over-achieving Rachel is back. Great message for the single ladies with "Firework" at the end. I love her.

- Santana and Sam? Weirdest couple ever, but I guess Santana really does want to hook up with everyone at the school.

+ Shue really does love vests.

- Is it bad that I didn't mind Sue's absence tonight? Not a good sign. The preview with her inclusion for next week didn't even look good to me.

At any rate, solid episode. Focused primarily on the kids and their relationships. I don't know how much longer I can wait for Blurt and Finnchel...

Superbowl Glee-Cap.

After a torturous, nearly two month wait, Glee finally made its glorious return last night. It was even given the coveted spot following the Superbowl. Needless to say, it did not disappoint. I easily over-looked the faults of the episode because I missed the show so much. So, here's my breakdown of last night's episode:

- The "California Girls" performance by the Cheerios. Dumb. At least Sue made the comments about the chicken cutlets, right?

+ I love the notion of combining the football team and the glee club. That might just be because I love singing football players...but seriously, I want Karofsky to be included.

+ I love Karofsky's character. Yes, he's a major jerk. No question about that. Still, I feel so bad for him. He's unbelievably conflicted - expectations and stereotypes are unreal for high schoolers. I'm convinced that many high schoolers can identify with his character - hiding the truth in an effort to seem cool. (Plus, I think he's hot).

- I'm annoyed that high school football is apparently still going on in February? Come on. I live in Ohio and I know that high school football season is over before Christmas. Also, I've never seen a high school team composed of nine players (playing both offense and defense?). Ever. Girls suddenly join the team for the championship? What the? It goes without saying that I've never seen someone in a wheelchair on the line of scrimmage.

+ The "Thriller/Heads Will Roll" compilation was awesome. Santana and Artie sounded perfect together. There is NO possible way that the speaking voice was Finn, though.

- I didn't like the whole human cannon subplot. Sue being outrageous again. Come on, writers. Give her material within reason. Didn't she win an Emmy and Golden Globe for this role? All she needs are hilarious one-liners. She did, however, say that the mom cannon had fibromyalgia and couldn't work. Also, 2:00 ninja poops. Hilarious.

+ The zombie make-up looked awesome. Artie looked terrifying.

+ Puck and Rachel's "Need You Now" duet. Honestly, I don't care what he's singing - as long as he's playing guitar and smiling. Sigh.

+ I'm not entirely sure why, but I loved the "She's Not There" song by the Zombies. I want to hear the real version now.

- I live in a very football-oriented town. Friday night, you knew exactly where everyone would be. Still, we never had signs for individual players...and we certainly didn't have that intense of a halftime performance. No offense color guard. By the way, halftime is nowhere near long enough for players to apply that make-up, perform, and be ready to play the second half.

+ "Bills, Bills, Bills." Strange song choice for an all-boys school, but I liked it. Actually, I just love the Dalton Academy Warblers in general. Blaineeeeee!!

+ "Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves." I miss you, Kurt.

- Cheesy, unrealistic football miracle. The chances of the QB fumbling were minimal...even with the crowd chanting "Brains." Leave it to Glee to have the feel-good ending. I suppose that's why I love this show. Haha!

+ Katie Couric's cameo was amazing. Sure, it seemed misplaced, but the list of other losers was hysterical. "I hate you, Diane Sawyer."

- BACK OFF, QUINN! Finn belongs to Rachel. Yes, I'm possessive. I live vicariously through her.

...and my favorite part of the episode? The hockey players!! I actually screamed. They had mullets. Patrick Kane and Wayne Gretzky-style mullets. Thank you, Glee gods. I appreciate your humor.

...and here's the best news of all: GLEE IS BACK TOMORROW! See? Good things do come to those who wait.

Man Meat Monday #5

In honor of the long-awaited return of Glee, I've decided to man meat the most attractive piece of fictional man meat I've seen since Chandler Bing.

Fellow gleeks, I give you...

Cory Monteith

Claim to Fame: Actor (Glee)

Birthday: May 11, 1982

I knew I loved him the instant I saw him. Finn Hudson, the virginal, dorky, conflicted high school football player who joins the Glee club. Cory Monteith played him perfectly.

Before auditioning for Glee, Cory had a few small roles in movies and television. Born and raised in Canada, Cory decided to take a chance, move to Los Angeles, and audition for the role of Finn. The first time he ever sang in front of an audience was during that audition - in which he also displayed his drumming talents on Tupperware with pencils serving as makeshift drumsticks.

He's 6'3", has a gorgeous smile, and can seriously rock a pair of thick-rimmed glasses. I'm also in love with his costume designer on the set. In every episode, Finn is either wearing horizontal stripes, plaid flannel, a vest, a letterman jacket, or a football jersey. Perfect. Bonus perk? He loves hockey - not a huge surprise, considering he's Canadian.

Random Tidbit: On the side, Cory plays the drums in an L.A.-based indie rock band called Bonnie Dune.

Only downfall?: He's not actually Finn. Oh yeah - and he dropped out of school in the 9th grade.

...and youtube proves that he cleans up nicely, too. The end is the best part - promise.

So, readers: It's your turn. Would you let Cory "slushie" your face?

A very merry Christmas Glee-cap!

I'm usually a sucker for all things Christmas-related...but this year, I haven't been feeling very festive...

...until GLEE saved me. Again.

- I absolutely hated the first song they sang, "The Most Wonderful Day of the Year" from Rudolph. I get the obvious comparison between the unwanted, misfit toys and the goofy, unpopular glee kids, but come on. Cheese central. I was nervous that the rest of the episode would be like this. Thankfully, it wasn't.

+ Brittany still believes in Santa. Not only does this make perfect sense, but it allowed for a very cute, moving plotline to unfold. Also, please tell me she actually wears those pajamas to bed every night.

- If the producers of Glee wanted an overweight, bespectacled girl who can sing and is driven mainly by her infatuation with Noah Puckerman, why didn't they cast me? Seriously.

+ Kurt and Blaine singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" was my favorite part of this episode. Swoon. Blaine is gorgeous, both have amazing voices, and I love this song, anyway. I also love the idea of it all. We are watching a TV show with two gay characters flirting and it's totally accepted. FINALLY. I was secretly hoping that mistletoe would descend from the ceiling, forcing them to kiss. Way to ruin it with your inopportune entrance, Schue. Typical.

+ King's Island reference! I love that Glee takes place in Ohio. They have mentioned the Reds, the Bengals, and King's Island now. Unfortunately, King's Island no longer has a Christmas spectacular, but I'll let it slide. ;)

- Rachel desperately trying to win Finn back breaks my heart. I'm still bitter over their untimely breakup (I mean - breaking up on my birthday week?!). I didn't like her solo song with the over-the-top snow and orchestra, but that's typical Rachel. I did, however, love their Wham! duet at the Christmas tree farm. ...he's so beautiful in his snow vest, looking for a Christmas tree. Ugh.

+ The whole Sue/Grinch parody. How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a Christmas staple in the Johnson household, so I loved this. Mostly that Becky was the one-antlered dog, Sue slid around on her stomach Grinch-style, and Brittany was a perfect Cindy Lou Hoo.

- Who sang "You're a Mean One, Sue the Grinch?" I can't tell.

+ Bieste. She warms my heart. She organized the Secret Santa faculty gift exchange, she goes to Brittany as Santa, she buys the machine to help Artie walk. Bieste is the perfect complement to evil Sue.

- Why are Rachel and Puck so pumped for Christmas? Well, I know Rachel's just doing it to impress Finn (pathetic)...but she did say she asked for him last Christmas. Well, if he's available this year, maybe I should give it a try? Also, Puck is overwhelmingly Jewish - singing songs by only Jewish artists, being nice to only Jews? What is going on here? On the opposite end of the spectrum, I'm not digging this uber-festive Finn. His fervent Christmas do-gooder attitude is sort of a turn-off. Just me?

- Is anyone else annoyed by Quinn's voice? Don't get me wrong. It's not bad. She hits all the right notes, but it sounds like her nose is plugged. Everyone might get tired of Rachel singing, but there is a reason why she gets the solos. ;)

- When Artie was trying to find ways to walk last time (you know, with Tina), why didn't he find this walking machine? If the glee club knew about it, they would have raised the money to buy it for him. I mean, they did raise the money to build a ramp in the auditorium.

+ The episode ended with a typical, feel warm and fuzzy inside moment. Sue is being nice (for the time being) while still tying in insults geared toward Will's hair. All the kids choose to spend Christmas Eve with Schue. Finn even sorta smiles at Rachel. Believe me, that smile will have me grasping at every remaining bit of Finnchel.

Overall, I loved the episode. It left me smiling, excited, and feeling Christmas-y. Unfortunately, gleeks must wait until February 6th for the next episode (post-Superbowl). Luckily, there will be two episodes that week (one Sunday, one Tuesday)...because I'm gonna need a double dosage after an 8-week break!

Gleek Status.

As per the usual, I will have another random post filled with trivial Tuesday observations. Here goes:

I just finished watching the HBO preview for 24/7 Penguins and Capitals. I absolutely cannot wait to watch this show. Watching sports that I love shot on movie-quality, hi-def cameras makes me incredibly happy. It makes me even more nervous, however, for the Winter Classic. It's in Pittsburgh, but I have a really bad feeling that Ovi and the Caps are going to win. That will sting after receiving so much national attention. Ugh... Don't worry, though. Crosby looks amazing.

Speaking of Crosby, please watch this recent commercial for Dempster's Bread. I'm not sure what bothers me more - the fact that Sid doesn't stop to sign an autograph for the kid or the fact that he settles for a mere 'What's up' head nod. (Although I do melt every single time I watch it) Either way, that poor kid is going to regret sounding like a total girl in this commercial for the rest of his mortal life.



After receiving 31 of 32 first place votes, Joey Votto was named NL MVP! I'm so happy for him. He definitely deserves it. Now I just hope that the Reds are willing to fork out the money to keep him in Cincinnati. We need him. Sidenote: Former Red Josh Hamilton won the AL MVP.

I know this is late, but I watched the American Music Awards on Sunday and I must say - the teenybopper in me loved NKOTBSB (New Kids/Backstreet). Although my boyband allegiance will always lie with B-Rok, I couldn't help but notice how hot Joey McIntyre is. I'm tempted to see their tour next year. What can I say? Old habits die hard.

And now...the GLEE review...Once again, contains spoilers. You've been warned.

+ Mike O'Malley is amazing as Kurt's dad, Burt. Seriously, I think he steals almost every scene he's in and I would love it if the writers would give him some more screen time. He is such a consistent character, driven mainly by an intense love for and the duty to protect his son.

+ The vows at the wedding were so precious.

- Sue marries herself? COME ON! I feel like the writers don't care about her character anymore. She serves no real purpose other than the exact one needed by the writers that week. Stop wasting such an excellent character!

+ I must admit - I was loving the tracksuit wedding dress. HAHA!

- Sue's mom. I have nothing against Carol Burnett, but she played such a disjointed character (that will probably never return). Suddenly, Sue reveals that she is a bully because her Nazi-hunting mother bullied her as a child? I'm all about building sympathy for Sue, but again, a stretch.

+ I love the continuity that Kurt's storyline has provided fans. As I've mentioned before, Glee seems to have an issue with maintaining a long-term storyline (since Terri's faked pregnancy). Luckily, this seems to be somewhat cured with Kurt's scary run-ins with bully Karofsky. I also loved the fact that everyone is sticking up for Kurt (including Sue!) and the show didn't forget that Finn was still struggling with accepting his new 'brother.' Some people might find the show to be a little too Kurt-centric, but I don't mind it at all.

- How sad is it that Kurt/Finn's parents don't have friends their age for the wedding party? Yikes.

+ Santana called Finn 'Frankenteen' and that is his nickname in real life and his Twitter account. Only real stalkers know that. Also, Finn made a Jay Cutler reference.

- Sam is sorta proposing to Quinn already? Creepy. Am I alone here or was that too much, too soon?

+ Finn singing "Just the Way You Are." I didn't know whether to cry because I've overly emotional or pass out because I imagined that Finn was singing it to me. However, if he were truly singing the song to Kurt, why couldn't he change the lyrics to masculine pronouns? Sounds a little like Sue calling Kurt 'lady.'

- Kurt is leaving. I found this to be too predictable for words. Ever since he met beautiful Blaine at Dalton Academy, I knew he would leave. This, of course, won't be permanent, but still. I can't figure out why/how he will come back to McKinley (in time for nationals), but you know he will.

+ SECTIONALS NEXT WEEK! I love competition episodes because, for once, the show finally gets back to its roots. You mean, this show is about a high school glee club that competes against other glee clubs? I thought it was about a creepy teacher obsessing over a paranoid guidance counselor, avoiding incessant ridicule from an egotistical cheerleading coach, and trying his hardest to set a bad example for his students. Confession: I'm not a HUGE fan of Schue.

- If that little snitch Santana ruins Finnchel, I'm going to end her. You already stole Finn's childlike innocence and angelic naivety. Back off.

...Yes, I am living vicariously through Rachel. Although, to be completely honest, I would have given in to the temptations of Finn a LONG time ago.

VOTE! ...for something slightly less important than midterm elections.

I think I'll make this Tuesday my own personal version of 'Miscellany Monday.' How about Trivial Tuesday?

- I feel really uncomfortable. Why? Because today, I realized something very bizarre. Neville Longbottom (played by Matthew Lewis), the nerdy character from the Harry Potter series, is actually hot(ish). When did this happen?

- I wish I looked like Kate Middleton, Prince William's fiancee. She is so classically beautiful and I would kill for her wardrobe.

- Also, am I the only person on the planet who finds Prince Harry more attractive than Wills? I've always sorta liked redheads and Harry has that rebel-without-a-cause swagger that I love... Within reason, of course. Royalty can't really be that rebellious. At any rate, I'd just like to take this opportunity to inform Harry that I'm single and wouldn't be opposed to moving to my favorite city and becoming a princess. Ball's in your court.

- I'm currently in 2nd place in our fantasy football league! Yeehaw!

- I am finally coming to terms with a serious flaw of mine: I am horrible at cell phone correspondence. Atrocious, in fact. This stems, of course, from the fact that I hate the phone. If it were up to me, I wouldn't have one at all. However, my parents mandated that once I left for college, I must have one. Still, I never take it with me when I go places and I rarely check it.

- Krusteaz pumpkin pie bars are absolutely divine. Do yourself a favor and try them.

- It blows my mind how clueless some people are about the rest of the world. While watching Cash Cab today, I was shocked when a woman used her mobile shoutout to ask which communist world leader handed power to his younger brother, Raul, in 2006. I'm fairly certain that many Americans couldn't tell you who the current British prime minister is (and let's be honest - that isn't exactly an off-the-wall question). I guarantee most of the world knows who Barack Obama is and we can't even name the leaders of the other most influential countries in the world? Yikes.

...and now, time for GLEE madness!

Once again, stop reading if you don't want spoilers!!

+ The baby versions of the Glee cast were absolutely precious. I wanted to see more of them!

- I know it's just a TV show, but the plot is always so unbelievable. Sue becomes principal? Figgins gets fired? Sue can't stand up to Bieste because she doesn't know who the Cheerios will cheer for other than the football team? Schuster suddenly gets fired? Gwyneth Paltrow wants the job and then suddenly changes her mind because Mercedes put some tator tots in an exhaust pipe? COME ON!

+ Blaine loves the Ohio State Buckeyes? You thought I was obsessed before...

- Kurt's getting cocky! I felt so frustrated for Mercedes when Kurt got all 'You use food to fill the void where I used to be.' If a guy told me that, I would punch him squarely in the face. Also, I'm annoyed that he suddenly takes finding her a boyfriend on as a charity case in an effort to distract her from the Blaine lovefest. RUDE.

+ Gwyneth Paltrow did a great job as substitute teacher, Holly Holiday. She was pretty funny and sounded good, too. I loved the arrangement of "Umbrella/Singin' in the Rain."

- I don't like, however, when the show focuses almost solely on its adult guest stars. The show is about a HIGH SCHOOL glee club and should focus primarily on the students. However, when the show has a popular guest star (like Kristin Chenoweth, Gwyneth Paltrow, or Neil Patrick Harris), the show suddenly takes an obsessive turn toward the adults...and that means no Finn and Puck.

+ "You annoy me, Will. You make the underflaps of my breasts burn." Thank you, Glee gods. Sue's hilarious one-liners are back with a vengeance.

- Schue + Terri = Hell no. Plus, the idea of sex while I can't breathe through my nose and I'm covered in Vick's Vaporub just doesn't sound appealing. Maybe that's just me.

Finally, the Glee boys have been wearing glasses lately and I love it.

So, let's put it to a vote in comments. Who looks best in glasses? Finn, Sam, or Puck?

My vote is undoubtedly for Finn...because he completes my soul unlike any fictional character has since Chandler Bing.

These are a few of my favorite things.

One day, I will finish the 30 day blog challenge. Today is not that day.

First and foremost, my Bengals. This week, the Bengals battled our bitter rivals, the Pittsburgh Steelers, in the coveted Monday night spot. As could be expected, almost the entire nation predicted nothing but doom and gloom for the Bengals (who have previously made largely embarrassing appearances in nationally-televised games). In fact, all but one of the seven commentators predicted a Steelers' victory. Even worse, our beloved ex-running back Rudi Johnson predicted a 44-0 loss. Ouch.

I must say - although the game ended in defeat (27-21), I am very proud of my team. NO ONE expected them to give the Steelers, a Superbowl favorite, a run for their money. Despite a few mistakes, the Bengals played very well, creating an exciting comeback in the final quarter. T.O. had a tremendous game, Cedric fought hard, and the defense held the Steelers quite well (considering 10 points came mostly from turnovers). I am excited to say that the Bengals lost admirably and that the rest of the country finally saw what our team is capable of. With losses like that, I don't care what the record is. I'll continue to proudly proclaim, "WHO-DEY?!"

...and another favorite thing...

Today, the Penguins took part in the annual Project Bundle Up, a partnership between the Salvation Army and Dick's to provide winter clothing for children from less privileged families. The Penguins help the kids shop, try on, and pick out the perfect clothes. Here is what Geno had to say about his time spent with 10-year-old Brendan: "It's great to help the kids and it warms my heart." Geno even bought the same hat Brendan wanted so that they could match. "Brendan said this is the new style. We buy together," Geno added.

Don't worry. It's not like I fantasized about Sid and Geno lovingly shopping with our future children...helping them try on new coats before taking them for ice cream...that would be weird...

...and finally...

OH. EM. GLEE.

Warning: This entry may contain spoilers. If you watch the show and didn't see tonight's episode yet, stop reading. Now.

Unlike my last Glee update, this entry will be filled with mostly positives.

+ The Kurt storyline is probably my favorite running plotline. Kurt is amazing and Chris Colfer is an incredible actor.

+ The return of Noah Puckerman. Thank you. Side note: His rendition of "One Love" was amazing.

+ Kurt's probable boyfriend (Blaine) is gorgeous. No surprise there. I have a tendency to fall for gay guys.

- Sue Sylvester's character wasn't very funny. She needs some more hilarious one-liners.

+ Finn Hudson. Duh.

- Why does Schue always make bad decisions? Telling Bieste the truth about the kids? Stupid. Kissing Bieste and leading her on? Idiotic. Trust me. Coming from a perpetually single girl, I know how it feels to be led on. She will be obsessing over that kiss for years to come.

- Great. Did I just compare myself to Bieste?

+ The Warblers' rendition of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream." Can I listen to this on repeat for 6 days? Probably.

+ I loved the surprise kiss from Kurt's bully! Typical confused teenage boy. American Beauty moment brought to you by Ryan Murphy.

I absolutely love that this show tackles serious issues like homophobia. If I had to choose one issue I am the most passionate about, it would definitely be gay rights. Hands down. Homophobia is unfair - whether it manifests itself in malicious bullying or not. Every single person deserves the same treatment, regardless of skin color, gender, sexual orientation, etc. Gay slurs, even when used unintentionally, are offensive and do nothing but perpetuate existing prejudices. In fact, I think denying same-sex marriage is no different than prohibiting interracial marriage. Who is anyone to deny someone else love and happiness? Homophobes should not be able to use the Bible to mask their fear and intolerance. One day, people will look back at this time in disbelief and utter regret. I hope I live to see the day when homosexuality is widely accepted and everyone is free to marry the love of their life. It will come.

In the meantime, I'm just glad that shows like Glee are here to raise awareness and preach something that is worth preaching, acceptance and love.

Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness. Anyone who loves their brother and sister lives in the light, and there is nothing in them to make them stumble. But anyone who hates a brother or sister is in the darkness and walks around in the darkness. They do not know where they are going, because the darkness has blinded them. - 1 John 2:9-11

Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. - 1 Peter 4:8