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Monday, February 7, 2011

Man Meat Monday #5

In honor of the long-awaited return of Glee, I've decided to man meat the most attractive piece of fictional man meat I've seen since Chandler Bing.

Fellow gleeks, I give you...

Cory Monteith



Claim to Fame: Actor (Glee)

Birthday: May 11, 1982

I knew I loved him the instant I saw him. Finn Hudson, the virginal, dorky, conflicted high school football player who joins the Glee club. Cory Monteith played him perfectly.

Before auditioning for Glee, Cory had a few small roles in movies and television. Born and raised in Canada, Cory decided to take a chance, move to Los Angeles, and audition for the role of Finn. The first time he ever sang in front of an audience was during that audition - in which he also displayed his drumming talents on Tupperware with pencils serving as makeshift drumsticks.

He's 6'3", has a gorgeous smile, and can seriously rock a pair of thick-rimmed glasses. I'm also in love with his costume designer on the set. In every episode, Finn is either wearing horizontal stripes, plaid flannel, a vest, a letterman jacket, or a football jersey. Perfect. Bonus perk? He loves hockey - not a huge surprise, considering he's Canadian.

Random Tidbit: On the side, Cory plays the drums in an L.A.-based indie rock band called Bonnie Dune.

Only downfall?: He's not actually Finn. Oh yeah - and he dropped out of school in the 9th grade.

...and youtube proves that he cleans up nicely, too. The end is the best part - promise.

So, readers: It's your turn. Would you let Cory "slushie" your face?

3 comments:

  1. HOLY CRAP.

    The "slushie" on your face line just about killed me. STOP DOING THAT WHEN I'M IN CLASS.

    I had no idea he dropped out of school in the 9th grade. Normally that would bother me - but not now. I love him. I would marry him right now. Even if he's dressed as a zombie.

    GREAT MMM!!!!! :)

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  2. hahaha oh Brittany!

    Agreed...I love him! GREAT choice!

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  3. lmao slushie your faceeee hahahaha LOVE THIS,,idk i prolly would, pref puckermann (sp?) tho,,,nice grooming tip, groom. be brittany's groom? cheesy. love you.

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