I'm an expert at...
- Sleeping. It's probably a bad sign that this is the first thing that popped to mind, but I'm the Michael Jordan of sleeping. A consummate professional.
- Finding new places to go. I spend most of my free time looking for new things to do, places to go, etc. I pride myself on my ability to find new, unique things to do wherever I am.
- Mario Kart 64. Bowser. 50 cc. Bring it.
- Making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. That might be the extent of my meal-making, but I can really nail the peanut butter to jelly ratio.
- French manicures. Okay, I might not be an expert, but I can execute a respectable french manicure on my own nails. I usually don't use white polish, though.
- The Wobble. Sometimes I'm the only one on the dance floor doing it, but I have no shame.
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Recognizing voices. I know it's the world's strangest talent, but I can
almost always identify the singing or talking voice of a celebrity.
Those Applebee's commercials? Jason Sudeikis. Mercedes Benz ads? Jon
Hamm. Recognize that voice droning on about TD Ameritrade? That's
because it's Matt Damon.
- Cleaning eyeglasses. Lots of practice.
- Cracking my knuckles. Again, lots of practice. I think I annoy everyone within a 30-foot radius at work, in the movie theater, at home, etc., but I can't help it. Bad habit.
- Netflix binge-watching. Next up? The Killing.
As you can see, I'm a veritable Renaissance woman with my myriad talents.


What about cuddlies?
ReplyDeleteHaha-- the MJ of sleeping, I love it!! I love to sleep, but I'm actually terrible at it, I claim to be the WORST at sleeping! ;) I love finding new, unique places to visit/see/eat at too!
ReplyDeleteI remember when we Wobbled together. That was a good day.
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