As I'm sure you've noticed, my Tim Tebow crush (understatement of the century) is back with a smoking vengeance. Throughout his college career, commentators drooled over him more than I did and they did a wonderful job of depicting him as a flawless, sexy saint. So, I've set out to convince myself that he isn't perfect.
At least he doesn't spend time playing with young children.
Shit. Well, at least he doesn't spend his free time helping others.
Shit. Well, at least he doesn't spend his free time helping others.
Damn. Here's one...at least he doesn't wear glasses.
What the hell? At least he doesn't have facial hair.
Uhhh...I'm really struggling here. At least he isn't passionate.
Uhhh...I'm really struggling here. At least he isn't passionate.
Is this a cruel joke? At least his body sucks.
Time to cry myself to sleep.
Time to cry myself to sleep.
HAHAHAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteYou are ridiculous. I vote that you write him a fan letter and ask for an autographed photo. Do it. Then, if he writes back, you can love him forever and also blog about it.
Also, he does look kind of cute in the glasses. What is it about men in glasses that makes hearts go pitter-patter? :)
its jenn again, just wanted to tell you again that this entry is so ridiculously hilarious to me. lol
ReplyDeletehe does look a lot like nick
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