Operation Muffin Top(ple)

After weeks of bitching about having nothing to wear and my circulation being cut off, I've decided that I need to lose some weight. I'm going to be fair to myself and make realistic goals, but I'm going to work on it. I won't get mad at myself for eating a quesadilla and I won't feel guilty for missing a day at the Y. BUT, I don't have a job and I'm no longer a student. So, I don't have a valid excuse to avoid it anymore.

So, here goes: Commence Operation Muffin Top(ple).

In other news, the Cardinals swept the Reds. Unfortunately, this didn't come as a huge surprise to me. So go the woes of a life-long Cincinnati sports fan.

Speaking of Cincinnati sports, Mom and I are going to Bengals training camp tomorrow! I've never been before (shocker) and I can't wait.

Today, I scared myself. I did something that I vowed to never do. I actually found myself slightly attracted to...Leonardo DiCaprio. *shudder* In my defense, it was just an instinctual reaction to this picture:

Don't get me wrong - Leo is an incredible actor. In fact, he is in many of my favorite movies, particularly The Departed and recently, Inception. His love affair with my favorite director, Martin Scorsese, has made him unavoidable. Still, after Titanic, I vowed to never be one of those teeny-boppers infatuated with the fictional character of Jack Dawson. I've managed to avoid any feelings for him...until today.

In an effort to redeem myself, I will post a picture of all that is man.

His eyes tell me two things: 1. He wants me. 2. After he's had me once, he wants me again.

Who am I to deny him?