Steve Jones
Claim to Fame: Host of The X Factor USA
Birthday: March 16, 1977
I'm not going to lie to you. I don't know very much about this guy. I know he's from Wales, he's 6'4", he used to be a model, he hosts my new favorite TV show (although he isn't very good at it), and, perhaps most importantly, he looks like that.
See what I mean? Shallow choice. Hey - I'm entitled to this every now and then. The segment is called Man Meat Monday.
Random Tidbit: Apparently, he has dated Pamela Anderson and Hayden Panettiere.
Only downfall?: He wears a pinky ring. Why don't all guys realize that pinky rings are a no-no?
Every single time it shows him on X Factor, I make a comment about how gorgeous he is. This, of course, means that no one likes watching the show with me, anymore.
Yes.
So, readers: It's your turn. Am I the only one who wishes he was the host of a show called XXX Factor?
I might just audition next season so that I can cry on his shoulder when the judges send me home.
I have never seen this man before in my life. His smile looks really strained. Maybe he doesn't like smiling. Maybe he doesn't like to smile because you insulted his pinky rings (rightfully so; pinky rings are a huge no-no). But, I like his hair. It's dapper.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm. I'm torn. I'm going to have to research this one a little more.
haha Your closing sentences always kill me! And yes, this is definitely more like it!
ReplyDeleteHhahhaahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @pinky ring comment. he fine.
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