I apologize in advance. Hey! The perk of having your own blog is the discretion to post anything you want...and what do I want (besides my own fountain soda dispenser and Bengals' season tickets)?
Geno and his stereotypical European haircut.
Hello. My name is Brittany and I am an addict.
I suffer from an unhealthy and debilitating obsession with at least 40 different male celebrities. Over the course of the year, they cycle in and out of my consciousness. One week, it's Tim Tebow. The next, it's Sidney Crosby...and so on. They cause me to waste (...and I use that term loosely here) countless hours online, listening to music, or watching TV and movies. They also aid in the creation of the unrealistic expectations I have for every other male on the planet.
I need to face the facts. Not every guy can sing like Michael Buble. Not every guy can benchpress as much as Brian Urlacher. Not every guy is as hilarious as Vince Vaughn. I cannot judge every guy I meet by these same standards.
Hopefully, someday in the relatively near future, I meet a guy that is actually worth my time and attention. Someone who is kind, intelligent, and funny. I just want someone who I can't live without, someone who loves me for me, and someone to prove that this long wait was worth it.
...oh yeah, and someone who understands my celeb infatuations and can make at least 5 pre-approved one-night stand exceptions to the monogamy rule. ;)
love the title,,the first step is recognizing your problem,,geno is pretty hot,,but you need to quit showing me 8 min-long vids of celebs cooking that can't speak english,,unless they speak spanish. lol last paragraph ps- i'm proud of you for not being a giant bhole after that game ended last nite,,thank god for udf pumpkin ice cream
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