After his terrific performance against the Steelers, I really wanted to Man Meat Tim Tebow, but I've already carved into that juicy hunk of man meat. If you want to hop on board the Tebow love train I've been conducting for a few years now, I will redirect you here and here.
I had full intentions of sharing this guy around Christmastime, but I was too lazy. Finally, I've decided to bring you one of my favorite singers of all-time...
Michael Buble
Claim to Fame: Removing girls' pants with nothing but his vocal chords
Birthday: September 9, 1975
The first time I heard Michael Buble sing, I knew I had lost. I threw in my cards and resigned myself to obsession. I've always loved crooners, but Michael Buble took it to a new level entirely.
His voice, obviously reminiscent of decades past, is simultaneously sexy, heartbreaking, cool, and soothing. He also has a certain unexplainable swagger, evident in the confident way he struts around on stage. This modern-day Sinatra serves as our generation's throwback to the jazz club era, constantly performing in a suit and tie. He also has an incredible way of modernizing classics, by making them contemporary and popular. I've been lucky enough to see him live twice and I assure you - it is WELL worth your money. His shows are incredible, his voice is fantastic, he does just as much hilarious stand-up comedy as singing, and let's be honest - the man looks good enough to eat.
He also loves little kids (and ALWAYS comes into the crowd to interact with them), has dual Canadian-Italian citizenship, speaks Italian, and has an accent in his name. You are defenseless to his charm.
Random Tidbit: As a good Canadian boy, he loves hockey. He's a huge Vancouver Canucks fan and, as part of his touring contract, he requires a "local team hockey puck" in his dressing room at every concert venue.
Only downfall?: He's married. He married a beautiful, blonde girl from Argentina last year and I'm still getting over it. I was convinced he had written "I Just Haven't Met You Yet" about me.
This video is a perfect summary of why I love him. Hilarious and creepy at the beginning. Sexy voice and swag throughout. Enjoy...probably in private.
So, readers: It's your turn. What would you do to be Mr. Buble's microphone?
I laughed so hard at his claim to fame. Buble is such a beautiful human being that it's almost not fair. Although, my sisters said something which I think is kind of true. When you see him interact, he's kind of nerdy. Like, if he wasn't a singer, he'd probably be that nerdy cute guy you'd probably stare at at the Kroger salad bar, but not think of too much after he's gone.
ReplyDeleteIt's the voice. The voice is sexy.
How has he not been meated yet!? Yes, I love him, his voice, his charm, and he's not bad to look at either :)
ReplyDeletehe speaks italian.? omg love your opening line!!!! u and ur "high brow humor" lol,,,u arent a horrible butcher- bring ur man meat back tho
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