Man Meat Monday #4

In honor of the official end of football season this Sunday, I've decided to man meat one of my favorite football players - ever. You're welcome, America.

Tim Tebow

Claim to Fame: Quarterback (back-up) for the Denver Broncos and former QB for the University of Florida

Birthday: August 14, 1987

I am overwhelmingly convinced that Tim Tebow is perfect. First, he is considered by many to be the greatest college football player of all-time. During his career as a Florida Gator, he became the first sophomore ever to win the Heisman, won two national championship games, and was named MVP in one of those games. His determination, passion, and will to succeed is staggering. He has worked hard to be a first-round draft pick and a starting quarterback in the NFL (hushing thousands of critics along the way), finished a game on a broken leg, and never settles for anything less than the best.

On top of his incredible football credentials, Tebow is quite the humanitarian. He puts his Christian faith first and foremost and was heavily criticized for wearing Bible verses on his eye black during games. During college, he spent his spring breaks working in an orphanage in the Philippines (where he was born to Christian missionaries). Since graduating, he has created the Tim Tebow Foundation, which does a number of charitable works throughout the country. Despite his astounding talent, his career, and his accomplishments, he remains incredibly humble - the perfect, southern gentleman. He helps teammates, reaches out to fans, donates his time and money to those in need, and oh yeah - did I mention he's saving himself for marriage?

As if these things weren't enough, he looks like a GQ model. He's 6'3" and 245 pounds of southern, football-playing man meat...and I cannot get enough.

Random Tidbit: Tebow was home-schooled his whole life by his mother.

Only downfall?: Uhh...he's not in my mouth right now? No, but seriously, his only downfall is that he makes me look like Satan in comparison (as is evidenced by my previous comment).

Finally, this youtube clip has absolutely nothing to do with football. It has everything to do with torture - the horrible torture I'm enduring while watching him take his clothes off. Why? Because he's about as sexually accessible to me as a Ken doll.



So, readers: it's your turn. Would you let Tim Te-bone you? ...after the nuptials, of course. ;)