Man Meat Monday #21

I've been a terrible blogger lately. Confession: I just got a Droid, so I haven't been on the computer much. However, I'm back, inspired and ready to tackle my ultimate dream man. His new movie, Bad Teacher, comes out this Friday and you better believe that I'll be front and center.

I may verbally drool over athletes, but I assure you that my perfect guy is...

Jason Segel

Claim to Fame: Actor (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, How I Met Your Mother, I Love You, Man)

Birthday: January 18, 1980

I kid you not - Jason Segel is the boyfriend of my dreams. He is absolutely everything I want in a guy. He's hilarious, witty, intelligent, 6'4", thick, plays the piano, and the perfect mixture of huge pervert and cuddly dork. Whether it's his role as the romantic bad boy Nick Andopolis in Freaks and Geeks or the lovable Marshall Eriksen on How I Met Your Mother, Jason completely wins me over in everything he does.

He wrote the entire script for Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which showcases both his talent as a writer and his slightly perverted side. On the other hand, he often admits his passion for puppets and was asked to write and star in the new Muppets movie due out later this year. He writes goofy songs that he performs on the piano, wears Chuck Taylors and novelty t-shirts, and loves musicals (he actually tried to write a vampire musical in real life). He seems like the perfect guy to bring home to your parents - as long as they haven't seen him completely naked like the rest of the country.

We belong together. It doesn't hurt that he looks like this, either.


Random Tidbit: Jason admitted in an interview that during the first reading of his script for the Muppets, he started to cry when he saw Kermit for the first time.

Only downfall?: After Forgetting Sarah Marshall, nothing about Jason is left to the imagination. Wait - who am I kidding? I didn't mind a bit. My good friend, Eric, actually exclaimed, "BRITTANY! IT'S YOUR BIG DAY!" in the theater during Jason's full-frontal scene.

This video is incredible. Again, we belong together. I would not hesitate to 'ride that oaf.'



So, readers: It's your turn. Just like Jason, I think I'm a bit of a pervert-goofball hybrid, so I'll ask you two questions this week.

Would you be Jason Segel's puppet? Quite frankly, sitting on his hand is a personal dream of mine.

AND

Do you daydream about telling your future children how you met their father? Trust me - if Jason Segel is my baby daddy, I've already written the script.