A whole lot of nothing.

Tonight, absolutely nothing has struck me as particularly blog-worthy. Unfortunately, I am plagued by this looming sense of obligation - I feel obligated to post an entry every weeknight. So much for high-quality, riveting entries, eh?

At any rate, you are in for a real treat tonight. Why? Because I came across a website called Cats that look like Hitler. They are affectionately called Kitlers, of course.


Yes, friends. This actually exists. I am convinced that nearly every fathomable concept exists, somewhere on the internet.

Do you want further proof? How about Putting Weird Things in Coffee? Or what about Goths in Hot Weather? I'm not kidding. If you can think it, I bet you can find it.

...and, on a completely unrelated note, the Pens won tonight (5-2 against the Florida Panthers). HBO also showed its second installment of 24/7. Aside from my usual loathing of the Washington Capitals, Alex Ovechkin, and their coach, three specific things struck me in this episode.

1. During post-game footage of the Monday night game I attended, Geno gave a little locker room speech. In this speech, he used the sentence, "It's us game." Now, Geno has a perfect excuse. He has come a LONG way and has learned an incredible amount of English in his few years here. That being said, I would like to take this opportunity to extend an invitation to Mr. Malkin for some free personal English tutoring. Those of you who read my blog regularly might remember when I offered to teach Brian Urlacher the 8 parts of speech. I think I can be a very effective, hands-on teacher that provides a little something more than Rosetta Stone. Just saying. ;)

2. Mike Green of the Capitals drives a Vespa...in loafers. Yep.

3. This.


http://www.genoishung.com/iwanttobeonyou

Oh, look at that. A website that DOESN'T exist...yet.

But seriously, this picture makes me feel like:



Thank you, HBO.