I've decided that there is something horribly wrong with this world...and that is that...
Jason Segel is not my boyfriend.
Jason Segel is not my boyfriend.
He is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, my perfect match. Despite my semi-constant blabbering about the physical perfection of football (and the occasional hockey) players, it isn't required.
Jason Segel is everything I want in a guy. Physically, he's gorgeous, 6'4", thick, precious smile. More importantly, however, is the personality - or at least the one he portrays in interviews. He's hilarious. That's a given. He's also talented and creative (he wrote the script for Forgetting Sarah Marshall). He plays the piano (very well), wears Converse All-Stars, loves musicals, and basically acts like a giant kid. Sound familiar?
He's goofy, loves puppets, and somehow has both a childlike and a vulgar sense of humor. He also seems like the guy you'd want to bring home to your parents - as long as they haven't seen him fully naked, of course.
Seriously - I'm sure I could put up with the puppet obsession. Ain't no thang.
u and jason segel honestly would be perf for each other haha,,and he's so fine btw,,but NOT diggin that stache lol AND HAHAHAHHAHA WHOLE PUPPET SECTION
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