Pens: 2. Lightning: 1.

By some miracle, I actually convinced Jenn to watch Game 3 of the series with me. Although the Pens had control of nearly the entire game, I was in full-on panic mode, complete with swearing like a sailor and threatening those in booths nearby.

With two Pens' goals (Talbot and Asham) in the first period, I thought I could relax and enjoy a game for once. I was wrong, of course. St. Louis scored, putting me back on the edge of my seat. The Penguins continued to fail on the power play and allowed Tampa Bay to score another PP goal in the third period. Ugh. Then, Tyler Kennedy swooped in and saved the day. Penguins take the game, 3-2.

I start to breathe with some regularity and my blood pressure drops back to normal levels.

Since I know that none of you care about playoff hockey, the Penguins, or the outcome of tonight's game, I've decided to share a few things that might excite my female readers. Maybe a bit?

The first (and possibly only) installment of...
Sweaty Penguins Wipe Their Beautiful Faces



Max Talbot



Jordan Staal

You're welcome.

I'm leaving tomorrow for my brother's graduation from boot camp (FINALLY!). I cannot wait to see him! Unfortunately, I will not be back until Saturday, which means no Glee-cap tomorrow and no Pens update on Wednesday. So, in order to tide you over until Saturday, I'll post the brief conversation I had with Jordan Staal today while in Pleasure Town.

Jordan: Look. The most glorious rainbow ever.

Me: Do me on it.


Yeah. It's been awhile since I've made a pixelated, ridiculous picture in MS paint. I figured I was overdue.

See you Saturday, my friends!