Unanswered Questions

Everyone has questions that seemingly evade answer. Existential inquiries that cause them to doubt their place and role in the universe. Bothersome, insomnia-inducing questions that keep them up at night. Quandaries that boggle the mind and challenge their faith, world view, and perspective. Here are a few of mine:

- Do fish drink? If so, where do they pee?
- Do color blind people find eating Starbursts fun or frustrating?
- Have the characters in The Walking Dead not seen a zombie movie before?
- Why do waiters always suggest root beer as an alternative when they don't have Dr. Pepper?
- Is it possible to eat too much guacamole? If so, what is the threshold? 
- Do dentists hate going to the dentist, too?
- Why do I find Shia LaBeouf so attractive?
- Does anyone actually prefer vanilla frosties over chocolate?
- Is Donald Trump for real?
- Are we sure that Mick Jagger isn't actually Harry Styles' father?

Via

Holla at your girl if you can assist with any of these answers.

...except for #7. I just answered #7.